Now Playing Tracks

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual:

    sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.

  • Heterosexual:

    an undying lust for Macklemore.

  • Asexual:

    attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.

  • Pansexual:

    a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.

  • Polysexual:

    sexual attraction to polygons.

  • Bisexual:

    Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.

  • Demisexual:

    Never ending love of demi lovato

darknesstomato:

brian-mays-hair-curlers:

frozenfussay:

yggdrasill—:

inedible-you:

I really don’t care what kind of blogs you have, This deserves a reblog

man the last image really got me..

The second to last really killed me.

A simple thing we see frequently on the Internet being put into the perspective of real life.

The last one put me to tears all I can think is my grandpa and how much I miss him

(Source: rubaiyatxcix)

We make Tumblr themes